January 2012
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Test For Girls
slaughterhousefive:
brocreate | saccharinescorpion | alaingrpolanco:
So here is a little test for the ladies. Now I know a lot of you have that really nice best guy friend that likes you (trust me if he’s straight he likes you). I want you, just for once, to pick the nice guy. I will guaranty you that you’ll be happier with him then the other guys you usually date.
So here is a little...
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Coffee Shop People
“Sorry that took so long. The cap of the honey bottle fell in my drink, so he had to make me a new one.”
“I’m a crunchy granola person.”
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asylum: Why the friendzone is bullshit and... →
carpe-librum:
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest…
“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”. “Friendzone” is how...
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Rob Ford says five councillors are ‘left of Joe... →
becoming-wave:
AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH
For non-Torontonians, Ford is pissed right now because the swing vote centrist councillors sided with the left on a bunch of issues during the budget vote last week. He’s super cranky about his loss of influence, so this is the kind of gold that is coming out of his mouth right now.
LEFT OF STALIN.
Oh, that crazy Ford! What will he think of next!
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mexistentialist replied to your post: My request to graduate was just denied because U…
I have the same problem. So shitty.
That sucks. I am so pissed off & anxious. Pity party.
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My request to graduate was just denied because U of T gave me a 200-level transfer credit for a 300-level course I took at McGill and I somehow didn’t even fucking notice they changed the level until now. What the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
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nhaler replied to your post: I hate sleeping alone.
KITTIEEEZZZ
True enough. They are cuddly.
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I hate sleeping alone.
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The final battle of Skyward Sword is so hard, you...
I don’t think I can do it.
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“Life, by definition, is never still. Where is it going? From birth to death,...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard (via honeyforthehomeless)
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“The problem with the Madison is I hate it.”
– Tessa
“Dude, fuck them. Seriously. Fuck them. Cheat on me and fuck them. That’s...”
– Vikram
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“The goal is to stop the piracy of films and music. But this is like dealing with...”
– Matthew Inman, creator of TheOatmeal.com (via carpe-librum)
I must confess that New Girl is a pretty excellent...
“Ahhhh soup a lovely hug in a mug. All I need now is a kiss in a tube, a wank in...”
– Mark Corrigan (David Mitchell)
“Distruggete i miei desideri, sradicate i miei ideali, mostratemi qualcosa di...”
– Fëdor Michajlovič Dostoevskij (via allegramiu)
Today I made fried rice napa cabbage rolls.
They were weird and delicious. They had lots of chillies, green pepper, enoki mushrooms, onion, egg, fried tofu puffs, corn, carrot, and peas. They also took an inordinate amount of time between steaming rice, frying it with all of the things, stuffing it into blanched cabbage, and baking it all (which was essentially pointless). But that’s okay or even ideal because I have had almost no...
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Words that have gone into obscurity
Allemande: courtly baroque dance in which the arms are interlaced
Logophile: a lover of words
Delenda: things to be deleted or destroyed
Orphrey: Gold or other rich embroidery
Phrontistery: a thinking-place; a place of study
Celeste: sky blue
Aureate: the fanciful and flowery language of poets
Rosarium: a rose garden; or someone who grows roses
Eudaemonia: true happiness
Eremite: a...
“Is it possible, finally, for one human being to achieve perfect understanding of...”
– The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami (via theheadlessmonks)
“If I had my way we’d sleep every night all wrapped around each other like...”
– William S. Burroughs (via fernsandmoss)
“It’s not a question of better or worse. The point is, not to resist the flow....”
– Haruki Murakami, The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, pg 51 (via chossygirl)
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abcsoupdot replied to your post: You know you drank too much when you have to get…
oh noes. Damn that swill! That cheap delicious cheap cheap swill
Its formidable cheapness comes at a cost!
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nhaler replied to your post: You know you drank too much when you have to get…
lol and i missed this somehow
What a loss for you.
